The Top Cities With The Most Well-Hung Men In America

If measuring is your cup of tea (we all know how most men, and women, love the measuring game), then you might want to know which cities have the most well-hung men. The list of cities is based on a recent study that focused on how big bananas are in American cities. The truth is that there are men who want bananas big enough to make other men feel inferior and get women interested. However, facts show that there are a few men with penises that are more than 8 inches long.

In fact, a recent study by sex researcher Justin Lehmiller found that the average Joe’s anaconda is 5.2 inches, which isn’t exactly colossal. But don’t get me wrong — it’s not small, either.

Moreover, research published in the Journal of Sexual Medicine found that only three percent of American men (that’s a very small amount) have whopping 8+ inch dicks, which makes me wonder, where the hell are these rare, ridiculously well-hung men? Where are they hiding?”

So,  in a world where men would want to spend the whole day in a penis measuring competition, it seems there are many who will be more of spectators than participants. You might be sitting there wondering how in the world they got to find out whose banana is long and who will be a spectator. Well…

For the study, researchers analyzed condom sales and specifically looked at which male populations buy the most Magnum condoms, and from that, assumed that dudes who buy Magnum condoms must actually have big dicks and definitely don’t overestimate their size.”

Let’s not waste too much time looking at the logic in the study and the research. Here are the cities with the most well-hung men in America. But just to be dramatic, we will start with the bottom 5.

According to the study, 26 percent of men in Washington, D.C. buy Magnum condoms for their Magnum dicks, putting them in 10th place in the “America’s Biggest Dicks” contest.

In ninth place is Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, with 27 percent of men purchasing Magnum condoms, followed by Boston, Massachusetts, at 29 percent.

Number seven on the list is Phoenix, Arizona, with 31 percent of the male population claiming they have massive dongs, right after Newark, Delaware, at 33 percent.”

Some of you are already smiling up because your numbers just went up when it comes to attracting ladies who like what you have. Well do not celebrate too much because there are five other cities that take up the top 5 positions.

Next up, at number five, housing a solid 43 percent, is Tuscon, Arizona. Hmm…that’s the second city in Arizona on this list. I’m noticing a pattern. Interesting… Moving on, number four on the list of big dick cities is Atlanta, Georgia, at 44 percent, number three is Chicago, Illinois, at 49 percent, and the runner up, at a whopping 73 percent is Denver, Colorado. I love it.

And now, the top American city with the biggest dicks is…drum roll, please…Columbus, Ohio! Hats off to all 82 percent of men in Columbus who are packing eight or more inches.”

Men in these cities can now take their place in the competition grounds because they are worthy competitors. Here is a funny fact, you might be an interesting dude with your 8-inch banana but not a lot of ladies will entertain it. Research shows that average is the keyword when it comes to ladies and the side they prefer. You might not be a competitor in this measuring competition, but when it comes to ladies, who actually matter most, you are all winners.

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